Armley Rocked By Eurovision Riots

Shocking scenes in Leeds tonight as the usually tranquil suburb of Armley descended into bloody violence as rioting broke out at approximately 11 pm following a poor rating for Azerbaijan's entry from Sweden's judges. The score of 'nul points' appeared to have ignited a small community already on the brink of explosion by what they percieved as a deliberate and calculated act of revenge for the damage inflicted upon Swedish society by the rapid recent influx of migrants which has left Sweden with the dubious title of Rape Capital Of The World.

So far no arrests have taken place, although Armley was said to be currently in flames.