Look Left; Look Right; Look Radicalised I@*#m.

Remember way back when the Green Cross Code man used to help you across the road? Well, now it's less the Green Cross Code man and more like the Yellow Star and Crescent Islamic Code woman. For Islamic lollipop ladies have now become an actuality.

Rochdale may only be known to most as the birthplace of 'Our' Gracie Fields and the hometown of the scourge and inevitable downfall of former stand-in communist Prime Minister and cyclops Gordon Brown 'Rochdale Bigot', but now the small Northern province/Greater Manchester backwater has a new claim-to-fame; the first town in the UK with a Mecca-sanctioned Shariah compliant childrens road safety sheme.

Meet Mrs Gillian Duffy (76): Rochdale, and the UK's, first Halal Lollipop Lady. Islamic Lollypop 'people' have been around in the UK for several years (see pic below), but this is the first time an official council post has come up stipulating that the Lollipop 'person' be clad in the full Lollipop burka ensemble, including full facial covering.

Due to Rochdale's loopy-left Corbyn-ispired Labourite council policy of social inclusion and hitting the targets when it comes down to minorities, it's become 'necessary' for them to implement a Muslim-only road crossing patrol scheme, where non-Muslims are seemingly left to fend for themselves in often busy traffic conditions. Bearing in mind this is in a town with a relatively small Muslim population (less than 13%); you might like to ask yourself if council money would be better spent safeguarding the remaining 87% of local children from the dangers of local traffic, but be honest, fat lot of good asking yourself anything of the sort will do in the grand scheme of things.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Mrs Duffy, not an actual Muslim herself, just happened to be the only person to apply for the position (it would appear that there is a dearth in the local 'colourful' community that are actually willing to apply for jobs) of full facial covering burka-sporting Lollipop 'person' (a post that was open equally to both men and women) so the position was attributed to her by default; due to the council's anti-discrimination laws, it was irrelevant that the role of a burka-wearing Islam-biased road safety practitioner be awarded to a white Christian British national. Her job description basically involves helping Muslim children cross the road and no-one else. Does this bother her?

'Not at all!' she squeals. 'It's great! I've got a friend who does a Lollipop patrol across town in Meanwood, and she has to worry about getting all the kids across the road safely, not just the Islam ones. She's got her hands full! None of that for me, I don't even have to smile at the little so-and-so's, no one can see my face through the burka so why should I bother!'

Why indeed.